I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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