sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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