Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
whose ass print is on the piano?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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