hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
NoShamevember. You game?
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize