You're a womanizer and a bitch.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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