Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Dicks are not precious.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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