but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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