He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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