You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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