Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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