i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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