he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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