He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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