Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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