You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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