Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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