Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i wish my penis had a tongue
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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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