I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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