My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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