so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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