maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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