Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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