I need help removing her.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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