Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I would ride that face into the sunset
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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