I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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