I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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