Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I will pee on everything he values.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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