Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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