I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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