fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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