Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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