Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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