LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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