Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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