She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize