Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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