Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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