You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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