i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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