Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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