Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
This toilet bowl is my home.
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