Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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