just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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