can we get nightvision for the apartment?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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