I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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