It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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