After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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