Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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