So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She even gives head with a lisp.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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