do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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